Cremation Is My Last Hope For a Smoking Hot Body Unisex T-Shirt$ 99.38 Cremation Is My Last Hope For a Smoking Hot Body Unisex T-Shirt This funny dark-humor shirt uses wordplay to deliver a bold, tongue-in-cheek joke about having a “smoking hot body.” It’s designed for people who enjoy clever sarcasm and playful humor. The style stays lighthearted, focusing on comedy and attitude rather than anything serious. Comfortable, eye-catching, and perfect for casual wear, this shirt stands out in social settings, gets laughs, and adds personality to your wardrobe. XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 Product features – With side seams for enhanced shape retention – Ribbed knit collar for durability and comfort – Shoulder tape for added stability – Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton – Tear-away label to minimize skin irritations. Care instructions – Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) – Non-chlorine: bleach as needed – Tumble dry: low heat – Iron, steam or dry: medium heat – Do not dryclean Note: We offer custom Shirts designed to meet your specific needs. Additionally, contact us for a discount code when ordering more than 5 Products. If you experience any issues with your order, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We are dedicated to addressing your concerns promptly and ensuring your complete satisfaction. Related products Say No To Jim Crow 2.0 Unisex T-ShirtSelect options Rockpool Reflections Pendant- Turquoise BlueSelect options What And I Cannot Stress This Enough The Fuck Unisex T-ShirtAdd to cart Sorry I’m Late I Don’t Want to Be Here Funny T-ShirtSelect options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page The Rumors Are True I’m a Tylenol Child Funny T-ShirtAdd to cart