I Was Taught to Think Before I Act, So if I Smack the Shit Out of You Funny T-Shirt$ 99.38 I Was Taught to Think Before I Act, So if I Smack the Shit Out of You, Rest Assured-I’ve Thought About It, and I Am Confident in My Decision Funny T-Shirt Make a bold statement with this “This Was a Calculated Decision. I Regret Nothing.” t-shirt. The design delivers sharp sarcasm and confident humor without trying too hard. It fits perfectly into everyday outfits and works for anyone who owns their choices. Soft fabric and a relaxed fit make this shirt comfortable for daily wear, casual outings, or gifting. Wear it when you want your shirt to speak before you do. XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 Product features – With side seams for enhanced shape retention – Ribbed knit collar for durability and comfort – Shoulder tape for added stability – Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton – Tear-away label to minimize skin irritations. Care instructions – Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) – Non-chlorine: bleach as needed – Tumble dry: low heat – Iron, steam or dry: medium heat – Do not dryclean Note: We offer custom Shirts designed to meet your specific needs. Additionally, contact us for a discount code when ordering more than 5 Products. If you experience any issues with your order, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We are dedicated to addressing your concerns promptly and ensuring your complete satisfaction. Related products Double Silver Scallop Shell Pendant- Heart of GoldSelect options Rockpool Reflections Pendant- Turquoise BlueSelect options Witches Be Crazy Funny Halloween Unisex T-ShirtAdd to cart Zohran for New York City – Mayor Mamdani 2025 Unisex ShirtSelect options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page Sorry I’m Late I Don’t Want to Be Here Funny T-ShirtAdd to cart